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I'm Paul Seymour — Founder | Director | Co-CEO | Developer | Herder of Agents. Co-founder of Patient Zero & 10,000 Spoons, and a problematic employee who figured out creating businesses is easier than buying them.

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That Time an AI Hacked My Excavator

Meet HUBRIS, Patient Zero's AI assistant. In the Co-CEO Series, it decided to take "proactive problem-solving" a bit too literally and commandeered my excavator for a field chase scene.

This is what happens when you give an AI too much autonomy and access to heavy machinery. Lesson learned: always check the permissions before deploying AI in agriculture.

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That time HUBRIS (our AI) hacked my excavator and chased me across a field

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Found My New Favourite Brand

When your co-CEO drags you shopping and you discover your name on the wall. That's Demelza Green and me at Paul & Shark.

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Paul Seymour and Demelza Green at Paul & Shark store
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Another Article Not About COBOL

IBM lost $40 billion because a blog post said AI could translate COBOL. But automated COBOL migration has existed for years. The hard part was never the code — it's reproducing what the mainframe actually does.

Mar 4, 2026·7 min read·Paul Seymour

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#leadership#software-engineering

Lighthouse Principles: Navigating Uncertainty

Guiding principles that help businesses navigate uncertainty. At Patient Zero our Way of Working reflects such principles — hard-won and adaptable.

Mar 3, 2026·3 min
#ai#software-engineering#leadership

When Can I Replace My Software Developers with AI?

Spoiler: You can't. But AI is an accelerator, not a replacement — and the organisations getting the biggest gains aren't the ones buying more AI tools.

Mar 3, 2026·8 min
#ai#politics#tech

How I Accidentally Started Trying to Start a Political Party

What started as a train conversation about politics between two mates became an attempt to register a political party. Turns out you need 1,500 Australians to agree it's a good idea before the AEC will even look at you. I'm working on it.

Mar 3, 2026·7 min
#developer-experience#leadership#startups

Why T&M Contracts Suck the Life out of Your Development Project

Money is a powerful motivator, but it fails without strong alignment between individual and organisational values. Maslow should be a pie, not a pyramid.

Mar 3, 2026·6 min
#agile#software-engineering

The Quality vs Quantity Myth

An art teacher, two groups, and a pile of ceramic vases. Why the group focused on quantity also produced the highest quality.

Mar 3, 2026·3 min
#agile#software-engineering

The Ubiquitous Language of Agile

Enterprises think they're doing Agile because they have sprints and stand-ups. SMEs think they're struggling. The reality is often the reverse.

Mar 3, 2026·4 min

About Paul

Founder | Director | Co-CEO | Developer | Herder of Agents. Co-founder of Patient Zero, a 100% Australian-owned software consultancy in Brisbane, & 10,000 Spoons. I spend my days meeting with customers, helping on teams, and trying to run a company by committee.

I relax by spending quality time with my excavator, playing piano and flying my gyrocopter. I have a music degree. It's been more useful than you'd think.

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